“I bet unicorns taste like the word puppet”

Camper 1- “What’s a Chupacabra?”

Camper 2- “I’m pretty sure it’s a butterfly.”

In climbing wall class- “Your placement has to be right and your glutes have to be tight.”

“This is America. I know my Constitution of Independence.”

“It’s so cold in here! It gave me the shudders!”

“My favorite color is 612.”

“I like boy chasing, I treat it like a sport.”

“Have you ever burped and farted at the same time, I did!”

“I would marry a guy that could shoot milk out of his eyes.”

“I don’t need to shower! I went swimming today.”

“Sometimes you have to throw on a Hawaiian shirt and say you are here to party.”




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